2 min readDec 1, 2022
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- Everyone’s life would be improved if they do could one great magic trick. And tell one great joke, play one tune on the piano, and do one great origami fold.
- Even a fool knows you can’t touch the stars, but it won’t keep the wise from trying.
- ‘Cheers’ was a good first step because I got to write my own material.
- The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.
- I did a film called ‘The Escape Artist’ for Francis Coppola. I had the title role.
- Is now the time to legalize prostitution?
- I’m not Hollywood. I’m a Quarter Rat. I belong here.
- There’s this perception sometimes around here that I’m this Hollywood guy.
- I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.
- Did I run real swindles? Oh, yeah. I mean, I started as a — on the street. I did not begin as a performer. I began running the shell game.
- I did rough hustling, what they call ‘playing against the wall.’ I just played myself with the players, so I would pay; I would make them shill. I would pay certain players and then take from others.
- Somebody saw me on ‘Cheers’ and thought that I was an actor playing a part as opposed to a guy just doing what he knew. And they gave me ‘Night Court.’ And by the time they realized I wasn’t an actor, I had already signed a five-year contract.
- If you do sleight of hand without trying to cheat someone, that’s what magic is.
- I’ve always done magic as a hobby. I’ve done it professionally, too.
- I created this character that I still have of a guy who is a little bit of a nincompoop — I’m poking fun at street hustlers. I didn’t quite make as much money as one would gambling, but it was a lot safer.
- Chicago is a big town for magicians and card hustlers. So when I was very young, a fellow sat me down and taught me the Three-Card Monte. And that kind of put me in a — pointed me towards easy money.
- I used to make my living by understanding people. And the way I learned to understand them was by observing them. I would sit in a train station or a bus station or a restaurant. And I would watch people. I would watch how they related to one another. I would try to get some insight into them and make them as predictable as I could in my mind.
- But I’m very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.
- I don’t know how long anything is going to last, so I have to make sure I have something to do tomorrow.
- In ‘Night Court,’ my name is still Harry, and I’m — my best friends are still three-card monte workers, and I still have spring snakes hidden everywhere and joy buzzers, but I’m the judge.